Christmas Vacation Tuesday

So far this morning:

PrincessGirl told me that she nearly cut off her fingers with a [butter] knife, that Lollipop had scraped her foot and was bleeding, and that Cowboy had done something which I no longer remember. She finished her thoughts with a defeated "I just don't know what's going on with this world *sigh*."

Cowboy tied a belt to a dogleash and wrapped the dogleash around his foot so Lollipop could drag his limp body around the house like a dead deer that he was pretending to be.

Dear readers - you can't make this stuff up; but somehow they manage to. Daily.


5 comments:

SteelerWife said...

LOL!!!!!! Oh man!!! These things are great! I love when you blog the things the kids say! They're so funny! You should next take pictures of these events - perhaps make a children's book out of them called, "Their Daily Creations"

erin said...

Haha! I love it.

Amy said...

I'm so far behind, but those kids STILL crack me up! :)

angie said...

haha SERIOUSLY! where do they get it from???

Judy T said...

I laughed out loud and screamed at Hank, "come here, you have to hear this." Thanks for the laugh!! Love, Judy