a square to spare?

Dear Employee,
Please be so kind as to stock the Ladies Room with TP when you've used the very last square. It is one thing to find no TP on a roll at home. Perhaps you may have to grab a tissue or scoot to your linen closet. It is quite another thing to run out when the only chance of getting some TP is to shout frantically in hopes that a different employee, or perhaps a kind customer, can hear you and come to your rescue. Imagine the disgrace of walking out on the sales floor with your knickers at your ankles. Perhaps this is a wee bit dramatic, but in a panic, one tends to think a little dramatically.

Signed,
Damp but Okay

(p.s. I'm glad that I noticed the missing TP before it had to come to this.)


3 comments:

Amy said...

Not cool!!
I'm glad you noticed before it too late!

angie said...

EEEK! that could have been disgusting.

SteelerWife said...

LOL! I love how you signed off on the post! Perfect! I've had this happen before and thought, well, if I sit here long enough, maybe I'll drip dry? Not cool. You'd think that all my years of going out to bars and learning the 'grab-some-spare-napkins-first' trick, would stay with me for years to come.