The Maid

Lollipop comes upstairs wearing an arm-rest cover on her head and holding a doll. "Look! I'm Mary."
Mom: "Mary, go wash the glasses and the plates (I had told Anna to do this about 4 times already.) Even Mary had to do dishes."
Anna: "She did!?"
Cowboy: "Yeah! She was a maid."
Mom: Confused. What? Lightbulb! "Sweetie, in the bible she was a maid or maiden - meaning a young woman - not someone who cleans."

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