Him: Why does [MeToo] have cottage cheese?
Me: Cause she was so grumpy that I thought she needed food so she wouldn't eat anyone.
Him: (very believably angrily) I AM SO MAD!!!!!!
Me: Cause you think then you'll get food?
Him: (sweetly and shyly) Yeah...
Busted.
2 comments:
hahahahahaha he is perfect.
I could see his face and hear his voice with that remark too!
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