argh mateys

I'm beginning to suspect there's a part of me, way deep-down, that wants to be a pirate for Halloween this year. Twice yesterday I bamboozled my eye. First, leaning down in the bathroom while cleaning I ran it right into an unforgiving plastic TP holder. Yeowch! Then last night, on my way to bed; I was going up the stairs when my toes slipped on the step and the top half of me came down hard. My eyelid met the antenna of the cordless phone I was carrying. I said a little more than yeowch with that one! As I dig through the costume boxes today, I will be watching for an eyepatch.


3 comments:

Amy said...

Eeek be careful! The point of Halloween is to dress up as someone else, not to actually become a pirate! :)

SteelerWife said...

LOL! I'm sorry, but I just cracked up laughing! Not that you got hurt beanie! But just trying to picture this happening (the stair incident). You're just lucky it wasn't a McDonalds straw *wink* NO PUN INTENDED!

If you want to be a pirate from the neck up, it's very easy. I think you should go with your gut feeling on this one. Life's events are already helping you. You're half way there now!

angie said...

oh my gosh, OUCH!!! that sounds terrible! you better get a padded eye patch to wear for a while. protect yourself.