alicious

I just caught LittleBoyBlue hiding behind a pulled shade watching the cows.

me: What are you doing?
LBB: The mama cow is watching me. -long pause- I think she wants to eat me.
me: Do you think she thinks you taste good? I'll go tell her that you don't, that you're stinky!
LBB: How are you going to tell her?
me: I'll go whisper it in her ear.
-long pause-
LBB: (pulls the shade so I can see the cow) See! She's looking at me! She thinks I'm alicious!